Slowing the Net to the Speed of Print

This is just a hilarious announcement from the Philadelphia Inquirer,
via James Robertson...

"we'll make the decision to press the button on the online packages
only when readers are able to pick up The Inquirer on their doorstep
or on the newsstand"

http://www.cincomsmalltalk.com/blog/blogView?showComments=true&printTitle=Its_1985_In_Philadelphia&entry=3395641948

It reads like a parody.